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#5929 - 03/09/10 03:23 PM LOVE POEM
My_Lady Charming Lady Registered: 10/16/09 Posts: 1961 Loc: Israel United States	WOMAN'S LOVE POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S LOVE POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit _________________________ Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch! "Freedom is the right to tell people what they do not want to hear." ~ George Orwell
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#5964 - 03/10/10 09:33 AM Re: LOVE POEM [Re: My_Lady]
SPAMGHOD Combat Truth Vehicle Registered: 10/19/09 Posts: 1534 Loc: Somewhere in the Twilight Zone...	Kikes Love Poem: Goyem, steal their kidneys rip them off money! _________________________ "Most Jews do not like to admit it, but our god is Lucifer." An exact quote of Harold Wallace Rosenthal, former top Administrative Aide to the then Senator Jacob Javits, who was defeated in the 1980 election.
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#5978 - 03/10/10 12:58 PM Re: LOVE POEM [Re: SPAMGHOD]
Zampan0 Waiting Registered: 10/15/09 Posts: 536 Loc: Arizona	Originally Posted By: SPAMGHOD Kikes Love Poem: Goyem, steal their kidneys rip them off money! C'mon Spam, I know it's hard to find a word that rhymes with kidney.. Maybe you should give a little more thought to your poetry.. 'My Ladies' 'poems' were pretty lame, but I think you need to go back to the drawing board. I'm just trying to give some constructive criticism, don't take it personally. Kidney, maybe Sidney? Like in Austrailia. Maybe forget the kidney and roll with heart or human organs. Good luck. _________________________ ________
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#6005 - 03/11/10 10:24 AM Re: LOVE POEM [Re: Zampan0]
jewbacca Combat Truth Vehicle Registered: 10/15/09 Posts: 736 Loc: the ass end of nowhere	she copied and pasted w/o attribution as usual. i got that email too. _________________________ shun rachel/my_lady's posts!!!
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#6010 - 03/11/10 12:08 PM Re: LOVE POEM [Re: jewbacca]
Zampan0 Waiting Registered: 10/15/09 Posts: 536 Loc: Arizona	Chiangmai, Northern Thailand in the mountains. http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/7994/chiangmai2zb9.jpg A good Thai site from an American's perspective. Also has a great link to 'Snakes of Thailand Faq'. I have no problem with killing anything cold blooded (I would make an exception for 'My Lady'), snakes usually try to run from people and there are other ways to protect one's self. http://www.youtube.com/thaipulsedotcom _________________________ ________
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#6028 - 03/11/10 06:02 PM Re: LOVE POEM [Re: jewbacca]
My_Lady Charming Lady Registered: 10/16/09 Posts: 1961 Loc: Israel United States	Originally Posted By: jewbacca she copied and pasted w/o attribution as usual. i got that email too. The source didn't come with the email ... Don't let me keep you from posting it if you happen to know it. _________________________ Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch! "Freedom is the right to tell people what they do not want to hear." ~ George Orwell
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#6029 - 03/11/10 06:05 PM Re: LOVE POEM [Re: Zampan0]
My_Lady Charming Lady Registered: 10/16/09 Posts: 1961 Loc: Israel United States	Originally Posted By: Zampan0 Chiangmai, Northern Thailand in the mountains. http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/7994/chiangmai2zb9.jpg A good Thai site from an American's perspective. Also has a great link to 'Snakes of Thailand Faq'. I have no problem with killing anything cold blooded (I would make an exception for 'My Lady'), snakes usually try to run from people and there are other ways to protect one's self. http://www.youtube.com/thaipulsedotcom Wow, what an enlightened comment. Makes me feel very comfortable about the future of Jews. It’s a good thing we have Israel ... _________________________ Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch! "Freedom is the right to tell people what they do not want to hear." ~ George Orwell
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#6031 - 03/11/10 06:21 PM Re: LOVE POEM [Re: SPAMGHOD]
My_Lady Charming Lady Registered: 10/16/09 Posts: 1961 Loc: Israel United States	Originally Posted By: SPAMGHOD Kikes Love Poem: Goyem, steal their kidneys rip them off money! My nose is large ... And you know I’m in charge. _________________________ Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch! "Freedom is the right to tell people what they do not want to hear." ~ George Orwell
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#6033 - 03/11/10 06:37 PM Re: LOVE POEM [Re: Zampan0]
My_Lady Charming Lady Registered: 10/16/09 Posts: 1961 Loc: Israel United States	I'm a poet, and I know it ... Hope I didn't blow it??? _________________________ Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch! "Freedom is the right to tell people what they do not want to hear." ~ George Orwell
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#6720 - 03/31/10 11:10 PM Re: LOVE POEM [Re: My_Lady]
Mardy greenhorn Registered: 03/31/10 Posts: 1 Loc: Frankfort, Kentucky	I came across this poem. You might like it.. You are my description of love You are my description of friend You are my description of everything You are my description of beginning to end. You have put me on a pedestal You make me feel ten feet tall You've always been there for me You've loved me through it all. You've stood by me through thick and thin You've always been patient and kind Just thought I'd let you know You're the owner of this heart of mine. So you ask how long I'll love you Well this is what I have to say Past, present, future, always Forever and a day! ------------------------------------------------------- Florida Estate Planning \| Lawyer
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